A rant about…

So after ‘A rant about trends’, I realised there are a lot of things I really hate that are in fashion right now. So ‘A rant about…’ is going to become a series. This way my family don’t need to hear me go on and on about the stupid things I have seen that day.

Firstly on todays rant. CAMO. Camouflage should be worn for practical reasons, like y’no fighting in war. There is no need to look like a forest when you are doing your food shop. “Camouflage is the use of any combination of materials, coloration, or illumination for concealment” but you aren’t disguising yourself, you just look like a tit. likeeee seriously please stop wearing a camo tracksuit. we CAN see you and it ain’t working sweetie.  Screen Shot 2017-11-21 at 16.23.18

look over there, theres just a floating head…btw that joke needs to stop, its tragic. yes Maddey that includes you.

OOOH cute top, oh wait it has GRL BOSS written all over it. Why are slogans a thing? Over the years slogans have been creeping into main stream fashion… Topshop, ZARA and possibly even River Island (but we don’t go in there). There are some slogans that I don’t mind, I’m looking at you Wildfox but in the high-street the slogans are really cheesy. Sadly these high street chains think they are Brielliant.  I just don’t understand them, what does frANTIc romANTIc even mean? Maddey and I popped into ZARA and there was a T-shirt with a printed slogan of  ‘This could be a ——- existential slogan on it. sorry come again… WTAF. Or this really really random slogan ‘i like you more than unicorns and ice-cream together.’Screen Shot 2017-11-21 at 16.23.59

I am a trainer lover. Im very basic with my trainers, converse, superstars, Rosheruns. As I’m all about honesty, I have a pair of air max., the classic ones in baby pink… when I wear them I walk with a bounce. But there are some I can’t deal with…Air Max 97. I don’t even know if thats their name. But I know they are so bad.. so so bad! I’m not sure where I start to describe this shoe. For some reason this shoe reminds me of Sportacus from Lazytown or those trainers you had to wear if you forgot your own in P.E. I think I will just let a picture describe them.

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enough said.

Is there anything worse on this planet than a girl wearing cheap leggings. They are as transparent as a window. I really don’t want to see your crack munching on a thong. I am aware that leggings are very very comfy some days when you can’t be arsed a pair of leggings and a PINK sweater will make everything ok. Also, never pair leggings with a crop top. It is truly terrible. As blair Waldorf says tights are not pants…and leggings are not trousers. Please, please, pleaseplease, buy the more expensive leggings. Goodbye Primark hello Marks and Spencer.

Well there are some of this weeks worst things… I wonder what will be next…..

EL

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quick Q and A

We thought a Q and A or Panda as autocorrect would have you to believe, is the perfect place to start.

*pauses for 30 minutes as we try to think of questions*

What is your favourite beauty product?

E: Charlotte Tilbury magic Foundation or the Naked HEAT palette. yes HEAT has to be in capitals as its increddddible.

M: It would have to be bronzer other wise my face just looks square.

What is your favourite food?

E: ice cream. ice cream. ice cream

M: 100% crimbo dinner. Its never too early or late for christmas. “this place reminds me of santas workshop… expect it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me” ELF.

What could you not leave the house without?

E: Sunglasses… Lip balm… A jacket, no matter how hot it is i’ll be wearing a jacket, I will also be regretting wearing the jacket.

M: ugh it has to be my phone but its also my camera, map and only way of knowing how many steps I have done so its important and needed right??? (btw my step count today is 11,584)

What is one thing you dream of owning?

E: Fashion wise, a Gucci Dionysus bag would go down a treat

M: Simple Hermes bag. A classic.

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