Lush bath bombs

If you know me, you will know I work a very stressful 2 days a week…not stressful in the slightest but I have just had jaw surgery, so let me off. I work in a the type of coffee shop with those coffee shop smells (if you know, you know)! It’s also a cyclists hot-spot, so when I leave I tend to smell like sweaty 70yr old men… not the nicest smell on the planet. (They also wear lycra which sort of burns your eyes, but that’s beside the point)

As a creature of habit, I always have a lush bath bomb on a Sunday evening, just for lols. As I don’t have dreads, I’m not cool enough to work for them, but I have tried the majority of bath bombs they sell. Some are great, some I regret the decision to throw the full thing in. Saying that you should always look at the positives soooo….

Here are my favourite Lush bombs:

  1. The Experimenter (bath bomb) it’s pink and blue and has popping candy. 10/10 insta-ble. oh and it smells incredible!
  2. Intergalactic (bath bomb) Basically you just turn all your lights off then pretend to be Tim Peake. if you are not familiar with real astronauts you can pretend to be buzz lightyear. This one also has glitter so win-win for all.
  3. lava lamp (bath bomb). I can’t find it online but its orange and purple and is the bestest.
  4. karma (bubble bar) simply crumble a little bit under running water (don’t do a me and burn your fingers trying to get gentle crumble video) and sit back and let it send you off into a relaxed place.
  5. the comforter (bubble bar). Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
  6. candy mountain– (bubble bar) The best bubble bath ever. simplessss.
  7. razzle dazzle– (bath oil.) If you are not in the mood for anything too extra, try a bath oil. It will leave your skin as soft as a babies bum

We all love a bath bomb video, i’ll refuse to be friends with someone if they don’t put a  classic bath bomb insta-story. One to Four on my list are the fun coloured ones. y’no the ones you shout your family members in to see. yes ellie very impressive, please put a towel on.  Five and six are bubble.. lots of bubbles. For the days you want the film-like bath with the bubbles over flowing and a LARGE glass of wine.

Just remember to rinse the bath afterwards… nobody needs to see that bath bomb grime!

TPS

Top 5 favourite beauty products in 2017

The change of the year is a time for reflection; not of what you have achieved but how much money you have spent on beauty products.

Here are what we think are the best beauty products we bought in 2017.

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1.BITE BEAUTY. Fruit scrub- whipped cherry.

Remember the smell of Harribo Tangfastics??? Well…this smells just like it! Everything about this products is 10 out of 10. The texture is thick, yet light and whipped. This exfoliator manages to moisturise and remove all that dead skin, yum, in one go. Leaving your lips silky smooth and 100% kissable..form an orderly queue boyyyss.

The scrub came in our bespoke lipstick pack (BITE BEAUTY- Lip Lab)

2.BITE BEAUTY Amuse Bouche lipstick

2017 was the year of liquified lip products. We tried so many.. MAC, Kylie… which cracked on our lips –truly gross. As we are not crackheads, these products were placed to one side and the ultimate liquified product came into view! The Amuse Bouche is incredible! It’s highly pigmented and moisturising, which drys as a satin finish, for us everything you need in a liquid lip! It also smells ammmmaaazzzing, better than mums lasagne! Also, the packaging should be admired, simplicity at its best!

3.NYX neon ultimate

How did we ever created an eye look without this palette??! The build-able shadows add a pop of colour to any look. We adore the pinks and oranges in this palette, we tend to whack a colour through the crease and strut out the door. The best thing about the palette is that it is so wearable…you know… to Waitrose, Wagamamas, Waikiki..wherever you go, you’ll be best in show.

4.KAT VON D ‘everlasting’ liquid lip

I think this product is still on mads’ lip…. its been 4 weeks. The swatch is definitely still on her hand! This doesn’t move, crack or change in colour. It is amazing for a nightout- no matter how many toffee vodka shots you have, it won’t budge..kind of like that guy that bought you the drink.  seriously bbz back off. I don’t want you, just wanted a drink x. Great value for money- thanks Bex!!!

5.Eylure X Fleur de Force lashes

Eylure have a massive range of lashes, ranging from garden party to ‘I’m a stripper’. Girls Aloud brought out a range; a collaboration which lasted longer than their careers. But the BEST eylure lashes are the Fleur de Force collaboration. She’s the best and so are these! The glue can be a bit hit-and-miss so buy some Duo and you’ll be fine!! Our favourites from the range are the ‘green’ and the ‘purple’. The Green ones are 3/4 length, lightweight, great for enhancing the cat-eye. The purple ones are for the party girls. i.e. Maddey, still lightweight but these have the WOW factor! although she has recently upgraded and uses HUDA lashes..you’re welcome mads. xox

So, we can all raise our glasses and toast to spending waaaay too much in 2018. Remember if you feel good, you look good!

TPS X

 

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What are you top 5 products you bought in 2017? leave a comment below!

Photos taken from these links:

1.Bite Lip Scrub 2.Bite Amuse Bouche 3. NYX Ultimates 4.Kat Von D lipstick 5. Fleur de Force lashes

BITE BEAUTY- Lip Lab

Being a big Youtube fan, I tend to watch the most random videos. After watching a kitten sneezing for an hour, I found a video about Bite Beauty’s Lip Lab in NY. Hi I’m Ellie and I’m a Youtube addict. Maddey and I haaad to go. This small little shop in trendy SOHO is the place to go!IMG_9826.JPG

You get to make your own personal, unique, one of a kind lipstick.

We arrived a tad early for our appointment (1 hour to be precise) they couldn’t fit us in then so we decided to go shopping and come back for our actual time. After being told we look fashionable by a lovely guy wearing a bloody gorgeous leather jacket in Coach we headed back to the Lab. The magic ladies in the lab were ready to go when we rocked up, they sat us down and asked what colours we fancied making.

Ellie wanted a Nudey-pink and a Red…

Maddey wanted a Hot Pink and Red…

The ladies start to mix the colour we described.. after each mix, you test it and decide if you want it darker, lighter more pink etc… and they keep on mixing until you love the colour! There is less chitchat than your average salon appointment but you will have to explain where you are from… “England… Ahh cool like London”…. ermmm yeah ok bbz???? For my nudey-pink four shades were mixed up, the second shade was perfect! I decided I also wanted a Red, finding the perfect red is a challenge so I mixed one up. I wanted a bright(ish) Red, nothing with any orange in. Just underlaying hint pink, a splash of purple.. bish bash bosh. I tried a purple too but I looked ever so strange and I’m defiantly not cool enough to be Wednesday. snap snap IMG_3838.jpg

Maddey started with the Hot Pink she tried on the three fabulous shades, then moved on to her Red. A christmas red was the muse… a bright, rich, deep red. The ladies started to mix them up. Sadly the pink she had previously had stained her lips which gave the reds a different tint. The red Maddey left with was more of a purple than red but it is a gorgeous colour. A perfect colour for Autumn/Winter. For Maddeys ‘fun’ colour, a Orange was mixed up. A colour has never suited a person more. Mad had to buy it… because the lady that sounded like Lady Gaga said so. 

You get to decide on every aspect of your lipstick; the colour, the finish the scent and the packaging. The ladies working are welcoming and more importantly patient. It may have been an expensive experience but we feel that it is worth every penny. I would say don’t go in with a certain colour in your head, realistically you will not leave with this colour. girrrrl that pink ain’t working.

There are two packages you can choose:

Custom: you choose a lipstick, add the scent and finish ($55 for one, $88 for two lipsticks)

Bespoke: the option we chose, you personalise every aspect. ($150 excluding tax for two lipsticks.) As well as the lipsticks you get a scrub, a mask and a primer.IMG_3973.JPG

You can always pop to Sephora to try their lipsticks… I would recommend the Amuse Bouche Liquified Lipstick.

If you are heading to NY and fancy it feel free to ask us any questions… just shout hey Siri!

TPS X

PS. BITE if you are reading this…. think of England… think of us.. WE NEED YOUUUU.

 

Eye shadow palettes you need.

If you don’t get a new eye shadow palette for christmas has santa even been?

Now, I am a bit of a makeup snob so I tend to buy and wear higher end products but there are some great dupes which I will include!

Here are some I think you should get:

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1.Laura Mercier Extreme Neutrals palette £45.00 

I got this palette last year from Santa.. I truly love it. I use the matte browns as a shadow shades in my crease then build the glitters on top. The colours are so pigmented so you only need a little on your brush to work with.

2.Naked palettes…£39.50

I love all the Urban Decay Naked palettes, Maddey and I also own all the Naked palettes. My all time favourite is now the Naked HEAT with SMOKY coming a close second! Once again the pigments are crazy strong. Stronger than a double vodka coke. The HEAT is a copper palette which works best with my blue eyes and pale skin. The purples in this palette are too diiiie for! The Smoky palette is full of pressed glitters. The ‘blue’ trio; Amour, Slanted and Dagger are my go-to’s in there.

3.Hourglass Modernist palette- Graphite £56.00

 Just like Maddey, this small palette packs a hefty punch. It is made up of five colours (off-white, gold, brown, blue and silver), the only colours you need for any outfit. This palette doesn’t give you a massive range of colours like the UD’s but it does create a beautiful eye.. its just a shame about the price!!

4.Charlotte Tilbury…£39.00

In case you don’t know, I am a massive CT fan. A foam finger-t-shirt wearing super fan. Mad and I are slowly collecting her Luxury palette looks. So far we are on 7 out of 10. I hope once you have collected them all you get something free. I really rate these palettes, each palette has 4 colours… all you need for a red-carpet look. They also last for agggggeeesss. My day to day go to is Vintage Vamp!

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1.NYX ultimate palette £16.00

I often wonder how we survived before this palette. It puts the pop in popular eyeshadow looks. We love the pink row of colours, I also dabble into the yellow and orange to create a ‘sunset’ eye.

2.No.7 stay perfect smoky palette £15

Over the years I have used no.7 eyeshadows and they are great! I would place the eyeshadows at no.7 on my list….sorry terrible joke.

3.Max Factor Jades £9.99

When you don’t have £56.00 to spend on the hourglass one, buy this one!

4.NYX darling damsel £9.00

NYX eyeshadows are fabby. The NYX shadows blend beautifully! This snazzy palette is very similar to the CT Vintage Vamp! If the CT is Kate Winslet this dupe is Kate Winsless. Luckily with the price of this palette you won’t watch your money sink into the unknown!

I hope you get some nice new eyeshadows for christmas.. FYI christmas is around the corner so you really need to start hinting now. *walking around Fenwick ooooh this palette..wink wink.

TPS X

 

(All photos taken from links)

21st century Catfish

I think we all know a classic Catfish, granted they don’t take it to the extreme and Nev won’t need to investigate but a Catfish nevertheless. The best and worst part of social media is how easy it is to look ‘put together’. I love social media and following a mix of people lives but I understand that what I am seeing isn’t 100% true.

We all know the programme, we all love the programme. The idea of Catfishing someone is amusing. We laugh as the poor people honestly believe that they are dating Katy Perry. I am always flabbergasted in how far into a relationship people are and where they think it will go. Watching it you go ‘how? clearly that’s not them’. In an awful way, half the time I’m thinking mate they are way out your league there is no way which is a shocking thing to think.. because personality should be above EVERYTHING else blah blah blah

Scrolling through Instagram, my feed is filled of people I know and complete strangers. Sometimes I forget that these pictures I look at are actual people. Now don’t get me wrong, you are not going to put up a minging photo of your self online. Unless your mate has taken a shocker then be sure you’ll get a tag. For the majority of people I know, I see your pictures and think ‘yeah fair do’s your face looks like that’. The minority, I’m thinking ‘who dis? Seriously, you don’t look like that.’ 

Back in the day, you would Catfish someone with a different picture. yeah honestly i look like Beyoncé. Now its all about the pose, the filter and the caption. Out of those three, the caption is the most important to me. There is nothing better than a witty pun, people think I just think of them straight away. Heres the truth, I spend HOURS, actually hours thinking about a pun or a funny comment for people to scroll past it without realising it. what’s the point, please start praising me. IMG_3512

In one of my last posts, I ranted about some trends which I think are stupid! One trend that I just don’t really get is makeup. Makeup on steroids. Walking down the street, I look at girls and think how long has it taken you to do that. It will be 9.00am and there are girls that look like they are going out… y’no out out. I have about 10 minutes to get ready because the 5 alarms I set didn’t wake me from my dreams. Not going to lie, I wake up looking like a dragon, literally no amount of makeup will hide that. ‘Instagram’ makeup, which was once a night out look, has become an everyday look for so many girls. The caked-on foundation, the brown contour and the highlight that is not sparkly but grey. Eyeshadow, fake lashes and mahoosive eyebrows.  I often wonder what I would look like if I went for the ‘insta look’. Would I look like Kim Kardashian or Kim Carcrashian???? Obviously, people are free to do what ever they want with their bodies, you do you sweetie. But come on, we are all individuals in this world, so why is everyone wearing the exact same makeup look. Girls, you don’t need to cover you skin with so much foundation, we all know what skin should look like. Honestly ladies, I can hear your skin singing both Chris’ and Jordins parts of No Air.

Snap filters used to be a fun thing to send to your pals, wheyyy look at me I swapped my face with my brother, now people actually put a snapfilter selfie on social media. WHY?! Someone please explain to me why?! Clearly you don’t have butterflies flying around your head 24/7. Nor are you a dog. I don’t find it cute or funny, I find it strange. What is wrong with a good old Instagram filter. Oh and that ‘beauty’ filter isn’t beautiful, it gives me the strangest colouring.. come on snapchat I don’t actually want to look like a marshmallow. Pairing the makeup and the snap filters always leaves me questioning who is Jack and who is Jill? Also, do you ever think how many Tinder dates are currently sat next to each other without realising…*20 minutes later*…”God you look different.. where are your butterflies?”

The catfish phenomenon needs to be stopped. Maybe one day people will stop hiding behind a filter and become part of the real world… and stop whacking all that highlight on. It’s not brighter than your future, its greyer than tarmac.

El

TPS X

PS the answer to your question, defiantly Kim CarcrashianIMG_3521